Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses

by Ron Koertge, Andrea Dezso

Yes it’s blue and Yes it tickles and Yeshe’s had a lot of wivesand nobody knows what happened to thembut he’s fun at the party and omigodthat castle!Once upon a time, a strung-out match girl sold CDs tostoners.

  • Hardcover
  • Pages: 88 pages
  • Average Rating: 3.26 out of 5
  • Published July 10th 2012 by Candlewick Press
  • ISBN: 0763644064 (ISBN13: 9780763644062)
  • Edition Language: English
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Yes it’s blue and Yes it tickles and Yeshe’s had a lot of wivesand nobody knows what happened to thembut he’s fun at the party and omigodthat castle!Once upon a time, a strung-out match girl sold CDs to stoners. Twelve impetuous sisters escaped Daddy’s clutches to jiggle and cavort and wear out their shoes. Bluebeard’s latest wife discovered she’d married a serial killer. And Little Red Riding Hood confessed that she kind of wanted to know what it’s like to be swallowed whole. You see, Ron Koertge knows what really happened to all those wolves and maidens, ogres and orphans, kings and piglets of fairy tales, and he knows about the Ever After. So come closer–he wants to whisper in your ear.