How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

by Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal

If your cat is kneading you, that’s not a sign ofaffection.

  • Paperback
  • Pages: 132 pages
  • Average Rating: 3.95 out of 5
  • Published October 9th 2012 by Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Original Title: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
  • ISBN: 1449410243 (ISBN13: 9781449410247)
  • Edition Language: English

If your cat is kneading you, that’s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn’t a gift. It’s a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is an offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as “Cat vs. Internet,” “How to Pet a Kitty,” and “The Bobcats,” plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.